January 2011
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
nicolesevilla:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
That awkward moment when you run over your own...
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
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PLAY MARIO
That awkward moment when you're sitting in class...
llamachickenduck:
